Tis the season of small talk
Here's how not to let it make you feel incredibly small
If you want an insight into where my mind and body are right now, it is this: I just ate chocolate cake for breakfast, straight from the freezer, using a cup of tea to sort of defrost it as I pushed it into my gob Bruce Bogtrotter style.
Welcome to December, the month of oscillating wildly between goblin mode and g…